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I hope this house burns and takes every memory with it
plot twist:
you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
the signs as pokemon
Aries - Mareep
Taurus - Tauros
Gemini - Duduo
Cancer - KrabbyLeo - Meowth
Virgo - Eevee
Libra - PorygonScorpio - Ghastly
Sagittarius - Rapidash
Capricorn - Gogoat
Aquarius - LaprasPisces - Snorlax
Im sorry how is pisces not a fish pokemon?
did u rly want to be magikarp
Seaking, Goldeen, Luvdisc just to name a few fish pokemon. And besides magikarp at least evolves into a ba pokemon, snorlax is virtually useless. For the record though, I’m a taurus.
this is my favorite
Clinton: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”
Monica Lewinski:
you don’t even deserve kids. what an idiot. 😒
I can’t see the depths of your love. but I know I’m drowning in it.
it’s never so easy as “they like each other”. there’s always something stopping it.
